Overheard in New York

This is a GREAT site. If you like stuff like group hug and such, you'll love this. Just a site dedicated to things people have overheard others say in New York. Simple as that. But also very funny.
Stuff like:

Chick: I swear to god, I don't know how nothing has happened to me yet, either I am infertile or the cure for herpes is in my vagina.
--6 train
Overheard by: brynn

Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is that our engine has stopped. The good news is that you're not on an airplane.
--MetroNorth train
Overheard by: Nic

Man on stoop on cell: Son, it sounds like you got yourself an STD.
--Windsor Terrace
Overheard by: LaurenG

Man on cell phone: You forgot the safety word?
--Union Square
Overheard by: Maggie and David

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